Playing with WolframAlpha and Bacon

WARNING! This page contains humour that might be construed as awful.

Q: What is the number of Suns I need to fry a Googol of pork-bacon slices?

A: 1.6x1069 Suns in a line :) assuming I am frying on the surface of the Suns and want to take frozen bacon up to 100 degrees Celsius from frozen!


A Piggy Addendum

I would also need 3.5x1095 pigs to generate a googol of bacon slices!
http://www64.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=((mass+of+bacon)+*googol)+%2F+mass+of+pig
Wolfram Alpha couldn't tell me how many planets of pigs that was... but from Google I made an estimate from the Earthly piggy population of 939,318,700 pigs on Earth in 2002.... See more
http://www.thepigsite.com/articles/7/markets-and-economics/858/global-pig-numbers-world-hog-population-2002

So there are 3.7x1086 Earth planets required to fuel my stellar fry up of delicious bacon slabs! Truly a wonderful fact to know :3 OINK!
http://www64.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=(((mass+of+bacon)+*googol)+%2F+(939318700+*+mass+of+pig))
Going even further I would require around 1.164x1074 to 2.329x1074 galaxies of planets depending on estimations of stars in the universe and assumptions on the average solar system size!
Even further I would need to borrow from around 1.164x1063 to 2.329x1063 other universes to get enough pigs... I MUST HAVE THIS MUCH BACON!

Link to the ultimate pig calculation:
http://www64.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=((((mass+of+bacon)+*googol)+%2F+(939318700+*+mass+of+pig))+%2F+((number+of+stars+in+the+milkyway)+*+(number+of+planets+in+the+solar+system)))+%2F+number+of+galaxies+in+the+universe

Even if I assume all atoms in the universe could be converted to bacon tissue and that all atoms are as heavy as Fe (some kind of strange degenerate "average" and "mature" universe) I need 8x1042 universes to get enough atoms for the bacon :(
http://www64.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=(mass+of+bacon+in+grams+*+googol)+%2F+((mass+of+iron+in+grams)+*+(number+of+atoms+in+the+universe))
So I would need even more to get enough stars to cook this construction :( sadly it looks like a meal of this proportion is beyond even super science, at least I can model it in WolframAlpha online! The dream is still alive...

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